HELL IS RECRUITING

::: CREATOR PROGRAMME ::: 666

*** FREE TICKETS TO HELL *** CONDEMN YOUR ENEMIES *** CODES ISSUED WEEKLY *** NO PURCHASE NECESSARY *** ALL SALES FINAL ***

☠ YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE GIVEN TICKETS TO HELL ☠

~~Normally: NORMALLY $6.66~~ FREE PAID ENTRY *** FOR CREATORS ONLY ***

IN COLLABORATION WITH SUPER//NATURAL

We give you a stack of tickets to Hell. Keep one, hand them out, or send them to people who deserve it. Then post about it. That is the whole arrangement and it is written down below, all of it, because we are not the kind of company that hides the terms.

APPLYTHIRTY SECONDS · A HANDLE AND AN EMAIL

One application per handle, and sending it again replaces what we hold — so if you mistyped your email, fill it in again. We read them all. Most applicants get the tickets; five get the package.

Your handle

Without the @. The account that will post.

Where you post

Followers, roughly

An estimate is fine. Small accounts are not at a disadvantage — we would rather have twenty people who reply to you than a hundred thousand who scroll past.

Other accounts

Optional. If you post from more than one, add them here and they are noted against this same application.

Where your codes go. Nothing else is ever sent to it.

Email again

Typed twice on purpose. A typo here sends your codes to somebody else and they cannot be recovered.

Why you deserve the $666.00 one

Optional, and the only part that decides the five. Be specific or be funny; both is not required.

I swear to post within 72 hours of receiving my codes, and to say the tickets were gifted.

IN COLLABORATION WITH

SUPER//NATURAL

AFTERLIFE.CHURCHOFCONCEPTUALART.ORG · FINALDUES.COM

HOW THIS WORKS

FILL THE FORMThirty seconds. Handle, email, and why you want them.
A PERSON READS ITAn actual person. Not a bot, not a follower threshold.
YOUR CODES ARRIVE BY EMAILTo the address you type below. That is the only place they go, so put in one you actually open.
USE THEM OR GIVE THEM AWAYEach code is one free ticket to Hell and works exactly once. Take one for yourself, hand them out in the comments, or gift them to somebody who has it coming — your call.
POST ITOne Reel or one TikTok. Say it is gifted.

WHAT YOU GET

EVERY QUALIFYING APPLICANT	A batch of tickets to Hell, $6.66 each, free Single-use codes, yours to do what you like with. Redeem one yourself, give them to whoever asks, or gift them to somebody by name. Each one is a real ticket in their own name, entered in the public record like everyone else’s.
FIVE APPLICANTS	The Fast Pass Upgrade, $666.00, free The physical one. A framed shadow box — credential, cut key, certificate, engraved plate — assembled by hand and posted to your door. Five of them. Chosen by a person, reading.

WHAT WE ASK

One Reel or one TikTok. Yours, your voice, your edit.
Show the ticket. It is the product; a video about us that never shows it is an advertisement for nothing.
Say it is gifted, where people can see it.

CONDEMN A FRIEND

A ticket to Hell can be bought for somebody else, anonymously. Your terrible landlord. The ex. The man who reclines his seat on a four-hour flight. We are not telling you what to make. We are telling you the feature exists.

POST WITHIN 72 HOURS

Post within 72 hours of the email landing. That is the window, and taking the codes is agreeing to it.
One Reel or one TikTok. Yours, your voice, your edit — and show the ticket, because a video about us that never shows it is an advertisement for nothing.
Say it was gifted, somewhere it can be seen without tapping more. The word gifted is enough. So is ad.

Seventy-two hours because a campaign that trickles out over a month is not a campaign. The gifted line is a legal requirement in most of the places this will be seen, and it costs you nothing to say.

THE ARRANGEMENT, IN FULL

COST TO YOU	Nothing. There is no tier, no invoice and no upsell.
WHAT WE GET	One post. We do not ask for approval rights over it.
YOUR CODES	Single-use. Keep one, give them away, or gift them to people by name. Once a code is spent it is dead.
EXCLUSIVITY	None. Post about whatever else you like.
DEADLINE	None. This runs until we stop it.
YOUR DATA	Handle, follower estimate and email. Never published, never sold, never added to a mailing list.
DISCLOSURE	Required. See above. This is the only condition.

SEE WHAT YOU ARE GIVING AWAY · THE TICKETS

APPLICATIONS RECEIVED: 0000666