CLOSING PERIOD IN EFFECT — DENOMINATIONS REVISED DOWNWARD FORM 777-A · REV 04
確保您在來世的席位
Buy a ticket. Choose a destination. Your entry is paid for.
購票。擇地。您的入場已付清。
Religiously sanctioned by the Church of Conceptual Art.經觀念藝術教會宗教認可。
天堂門票
Your place, paid for in advance.您的位置，預先付清。
Standing schedule: $777.00
$7.77
Revised from standing schedule
Pay $7.77 and your entry to Heaven is on record. No assessment of your conduct, no review of your life. The payment is the qualification.
The ticket names a holder. Present it at the gate. The clearing record is the proof.
ADMIT ONE — HEAVEN
Proceeds support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art.
地獄門票
Your debt, settled in advance.您的債務，預先清償。
Standing schedule: $666.00
$6.66
Revised from standing schedule
Pay $6.66 and your entry to Hell is on record. Some people would rather choose it than be sent. This is how you choose it.
The ticket names a holder. Present it at the gate. The clearing record is the proof.
ADMIT ONE — HELL
Proceeds support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art.
雙向門票
Covered either way.兩面俱全。
Standing schedule: $1,443.00
$14.43
Revised from standing schedule
You do not know which one you are going to. This package pays for both, so the answer stops mattering.
Two tickets, issued to the same holder. Present whichever applies when you get there.
ADMIT ONE — EITHER GATE
Proceeds support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art.
—Intake and issuance 領受登記
I.Schedule of denominations
A closing period has been declared. Denominations are revised downward from the standing schedule for the remainder of the term. The revised rate is not held and may be withdrawn without notice.
No expiry. Purchase now, present upon arrival — whenever that happens to be.
II.Statement of precedent
People have always paid for their place in the next world. Tithes. Indulgences. Endowed masses. Money has always moved between this life and the one after it.
We made it direct. Pay the correct amount before you die and your entry is on record at the gate. Verified with returned-life subjects. Recognized by both administrations.
No ceremony. No assessment. No waiting to find out. You pick the destination and you pay for it.
Once the payment clears the world financial system, the contract is complete for the named holder. Nothing else is asked of you, in this life or afterward.
III.Issuance to a named holder
The named holder need not be the payor.
Provide a name and a delivery address and the pass is issued in that person’s name, with yours recorded as the party who cleared it. The obligation is discharged for the holder. You may secure entry for someone who would never secure it themselves.
ISSUE AS GIFTOne holder per pass. Passes are issued individually.
IV.Specification
| Admission | One (1) |
|---|---|
| Named holder | Required |
| Transferability | Non-transferable once issued |
| Redemption window | Unlimited |
| Expiry | None |
| Settlement | Final |
| Cancellation | Not available once issued |
| Refund | Not available |
| Record | Public append-only hash chain |
| Issuing entity | Unsubscribe NYC LLC, by decree of the Church of Conceptual Art |
| Proceeds | Support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art |
V.CLEARING RECORD
Every cleared transaction is committed to a public hash chain. Each entry carries a SHA-256 hash computed over its own contents and the hash of the entry before it, so altering any entry breaks every entry after it. The record is published in full, uses no secret, and can be recomputed by anyone. Entries are never amended or removed.
By authorizing a transaction for either a Heaven Pass or a Hell Pass, the purchaser acknowledges and agrees to the following institutional terms:
Unsubscribe NYC LLC, by decree of the Church of Conceptual Art, acts strictly as the issuing broker for these passes. Proceeds support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art. Our singular remaining obligation is the execution of your payment and the issuance of your ticket. Once the transaction clears, your ticket is permanently paid in full. We fulfill the earthly side of this contract with absolute finality.
We do not hold jurisdiction over the final intake procedures at the time of entry. What occurs at the Gates — including processing speeds, secondary audits by spiritual gatekeepers, or queue management — is solely at the discretion of the respective afterlife administration. We cannot, and do not, promise specific operational outcomes once you have passed on.
We guarantee that your ticket is paid for. Whether you possess a cleared ticket upon your arrival or face the intake administration without one is entirely up to you. The destination you select, and the financial weight you apply to it, is your sole responsibility.
A pass may be purchased on behalf of another individual. The obligation is discharged for the named holder, who need not be the payor. The purchaser warrants that they are entitled to submit the holder’s name and delivery address for this purpose. Passes are issued individually; bulk issuance is not available.
A pass cannot be cancelled, withdrawn, or amended once issued. The entry recording it is permanent and is never removed from the public record. A holder who wishes to secure the other destination may purchase that pass in addition; the existing pass remains in force regardless. No refund is issued under any circumstance. All sales are final.
While capitalism holds weight in the hereafter, earthly regulatory bodies require us to state that these passes are distributed as conceptual art objects. They do not constitute legally binding contracts with any recognized terrestrial religious institution, and confer no rights, goods, or services in this life. All sales are final, both in this life and the next.
Application of proceeds
Proceeds support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art.
所得款項用以支持觀念藝術教會之使命。