Unsubscribe NYC LLC · Terms of sale

Terms of sale

Last updated 30 July 2026

Seller: Unsubscribe NYC LLC, New York, United States
Contact: support@churchofconceptualart.org
What is sold: A collectible ticket naming a destination and a holder. HEAVEN $7.77, HELL $6.66, both $14.43.
Currency: All prices are in United States dollars (USD) and are charged in USD.
Delivery: Immediate and electronic, on payment.
Refunds: None. All sales are final.

Delivery

Delivery is immediate and electronic. The moment a payment clears, the ticket is issued and its link is shown on screen; nothing is posted and nothing physical is shipped.

The ticket link is the ticket. Keep it — it is the only route back to the issued pass, and it can be printed or saved.

Each purchase is also written to the public clearing record at /record, which is where a holder or anyone else can confirm the ticket exists.

Refunds and cancellation

All sales are final. No refunds are issued, and a ticket cannot be cancelled, withdrawn or amended once issued.

This is stated at the point of purchase, on the checkout page, and on the issued ticket itself, because a policy a buyer meets only afterwards is not a policy.

If a payment was taken in error — a duplicate charge, or a charge you did not authorise — write to the support address and it will be corrected. That is a billing error, not a refund.

Payment

Payments are processed by Stripe on Stripe’s own checkout page. Unsubscribe NYC LLC never receives or stores card details. All prices are in United States dollars (USD) and are charged in USD.

The charge appears on a statement under the name of the issuing entity, not under the name of a destination.

JURISDICTION, LIABILITIES, AND GATE INTAKE PROCEDURES

By authorizing a transaction for either a Heaven Pass or a Hell Pass, the purchaser acknowledges and agrees to the following institutional terms:

Transactional Fulfillment. Unsubscribe NYC LLC, by decree of the Church of Conceptual Art, acts strictly as the issuing broker for these passes. Proceeds support the missions of the Church of Conceptual Art. Our singular remaining obligation is the execution of your payment and the issuance of your ticket. Once the transaction clears, your ticket is permanently paid in full. We fulfill the earthly side of this contract with absolute finality.
Gate Intake and Destination Processing. We do not hold jurisdiction over the final intake procedures at the time of entry. What occurs at the Gates — including processing speeds, secondary audits by spiritual gatekeepers, or queue management — is solely at the discretion of the respective afterlife administration. We cannot, and do not, promise specific operational outcomes once you have passed on.
Burden of Choice. We guarantee that your ticket is paid for. Whether you possess a cleared ticket upon your arrival or face the intake administration without one is entirely up to you. The destination you select, and the financial weight you apply to it, is your sole responsibility.
Named Holder. A pass may be purchased on behalf of another individual. The obligation is discharged for the named holder, who need not be the payor. The purchaser warrants that they are entitled to submit the holder’s name and delivery address for this purpose. Passes are issued individually; bulk issuance is not available.
Finality of Issuance. A pass cannot be cancelled, withdrawn, or amended once issued. The entry recording it is permanent and is never removed from the public record. A holder who wishes to secure the other destination may purchase that pass in addition; the existing pass remains in force regardless. No refund is issued under any circumstance. All sales are final.
Legal and Material Classification. While capitalism holds weight in the hereafter, earthly regulatory bodies require us to state that these passes are distributed as conceptual art objects. They do not constitute legally binding contracts with any recognized terrestrial religious institution, and confer no rights, goods, or services in this life. All sales are final, both in this life and the next.

Contact

Questions about an order, a charge, or anything on this page: support@churchofconceptualart.org. Unsubscribe NYC LLC, New York, United States.

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